We watch the Onion News, America s Finest News Source, with Dana Dobbs, Senior Correspondent Kip Kendall, and award winning anchor Norm Archer. In addition to watching the news, we see the program s commercials, some commentary on the film as it proceeds, and we watch some terrorists in training. Behind the scenes, Onion News s corporate owner, Global Tetrahedron, seeks synergy by promoting its other products within Norm s news broadcast. Norm doesn t like it, especially when a toy penguin (think Energizer Bunny) waddles across his desk promoting a Global Tetrahedron film starring Steven Seagal. But Norm may end up needing Steven s help.