Tim Lippe (Helms) was the guy people always thought would go places but then he just ... didn t. He s been living in ьber-sleepy Brown Valley, Wisconsin his whole life, still pre-engaged to his 7th grade teacher Macy Vanderhei (Weaver), while selling insurance to protect other people s dreams. But now, Tim s stalled life is about to get a kick-start because, for the first time in his 34 years, he s headed to a major metropolis - Cedar Rapids, Iowa - where he must try to save his company at a do-or-die insurance convention that, for him, will be entirely unconventional. From the minute he checks into his hotel with his ancient American Tourister and cummerbund money belt, it s clear Tim has no idea how the modern world really works. He is soon smitten with seductive Nebraskan insurance agent Joan Ostrowski-Fox (Heche) and awed by his experienced roommates...

When his roommate spends the rent money on Filipino hookers. Alex, a 35 year video game tester has to find a new place to live. After a "encounter" with his friends mom, Alex is forced to move in with his grandmother. Trying to save face with his younger co-workers, Alex says that he is living "with three hot babes" (meaning his grandmother and her two roommates).

Four rogues, who were best friends as kids, have one big problem: they re sitting on both sides of the law. Martin is a policeman, while Nikolai, Ralf, and Timo can t distinguish between personal possessions and the possessions of others! When all four find themselves in a fix, they re forced to return to their former tricks against a common foe, Mr Niemeyer. Martin is not as successful, however, either at his job or marriage, and thinks he deserves a better life. Now he sees an opportunity to save his career by playing with his old friends on a mission that is so crazy that even the two foolish brothers can do some good.

Another spoof from the mind of Mel Brooks. This time he s out to poke fun at the Dracula myth. Basically, he took "Bram Stoker s Dracula," gave it a new cast and a new script and made a big joke out of it. The usual, rich English are attacked by Dracula and Dr. Van Helsing is brought in to save the day.

A young man (Cruise) leaves Ireland with his landlord s daughter (Kidman) after some trouble with her father, and they dream of owning land at the big giveaway in Oklahoma ca. 1893. When they get to the new land, they find jobs and begin saving money. The man becomes a local barehands boxer, and rides in glory until he is beaten, then his employers steal all the couple s money and they must fight off starvation in the winter, and try to keep their dream of owning land alive. Meanwhile, the woman s parents find out where she has gone and have come to America to find her and take her back

When the under-worlds of crime and show-biz collide, hit-men buddies Max and Sylvester are suddenly thrown in the midst of bizarre events and soap-like drama. Faced with the onslaught of sleazy intrigues and silicon boobs, friends must still complete their task - retrieve a missing shipment of drugs. And then, there s also a kidnapped delivery boy to save, loads of people to kill, dangerous women to love. The trick is not to lose your head. Or your balls. Whichever goes first.