Darren Giles has lost his college scholarship, cant work up the courage to ask out the girl of his dreams and doesnt have the cash to stay in college another semester. Unless he can survive the teenage dominatrix, New Yorks largest drug mogul, convince his parents hes not gay, write a paper on Dantes Inferno, escape three thugs chasing the wrong guy and sell fifty pills of ecstasy in time to make his tuition payment, hell never get the chance to date the girl of his dreams.